Great quotes!

Are all choices good?
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

How smart are we?
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Something to tell your coach
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

Reality stinks! Don't you think so?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Man I got to try using this phrase
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Unsolved mysteries
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Common phrase thanks to their adverts
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

Yumm, my favourite. Try saying this to the WWF
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Okay, not that true...
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Do all man agree on this? I don't think so
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

Now this is funny!
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

So true and so real
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Its called time management
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

A common practice during meetings
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

Maybe breakfast in bed, no?
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

Prevention is better than cure
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

Haha, my favourite
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

So much for good family
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

Kids, don't try this at home
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

My dream come true...
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........