Hazy days ahead

As I walk downstairs from my office, only to be outside the entrance to the factory floor, dust and smog gets into my eyes and my throat releases a cry for help. The haze is back, and its back in force. With no apparent help from nature, what more can I do? Yesterday I was a little skeptical about the haze saying that it would go away soon but no, its much worse.

Even at the factory floor, the air is not clean, the very sight of haze is apparent. Little but still bad enough for me to smell it's effects. Even the R&D Studio is filled with that ghastly haze. Sigh, so much for a pleasant workplace. Even the face masks the company provided seem to be of little improvement to the smell.

Bah, I need to drink more water....

Anyway, I heard that a guy died right after playing the computer for 50 straight hours.

Also here is something amusing for you guys and gals out there.

Men are like....
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .....Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ......Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like .......Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.